Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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