if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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