That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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