...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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