if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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