I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
