i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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