Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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