Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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