i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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