I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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