I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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