Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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