YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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