Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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