She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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