what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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