His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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