Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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