he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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