are you so shy because you have an std?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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