I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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