Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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