I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
not ubering you a puppy
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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