Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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