ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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