she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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