i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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