So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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