Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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