Plan B is the new Plan A
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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