D3 body, D1 cock
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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