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I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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