How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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