then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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