Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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