your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
