remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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