I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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