I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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