Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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