I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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