is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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