can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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