It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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