Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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