I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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