i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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