I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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