so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize
