I want to stick my p in your. b.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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