Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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