Walk of Shame. In a state park.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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