How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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