and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
