Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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