Your tits are I can't wait for
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Mom said you looked used
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
So. Much. Porn.
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