I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize